Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and curse
When you‘re chewing an life‘s gristle
don‘t grumble, give a whistle
And this‘ll help things out for the best.

And always look on the bright side of life,
always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten, there‘s something you‘ve forgotten
and that‘s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you‘re feeling in the dumps, don‘t be silly chumps,
just purse your lips and whistle, that‘s the thing

For life is quite absurd and death‘s the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin,
enjoy it, it‘s your last chance anyhow.

Life‘s a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Life‘s a laugh and death‘s a joke, it‘s true.
You‘ll see it‘s all a show, keep ‚em laughin‘ as you go,
just remember that the last laugh is on you.